“This weekend we are venturing into uncharted territories once again. This Trifextra isn’t so much a writing challenge; it’s more of a reading challenge. We want you to scour through your favorite pieces of literature and give us the best 33 words you can find. “
…so he gave up being king of where the wild things are. But the wild things cried, “Oh, please don’t go–we’ll eat you up–we love you so!” And Max said, “No!”
Hear it read, with some badass commentary, by Christopher Walken if you want a good laugh.
But for the true awesome and some pee in your pants hilarity watch the old man in action. RIP, Maurice. I’ll eat you up I love you so.