A. Attached or Single? 6 years in. Marriage is hard. My husband would agree.
B. Best Friend? I loved Jenn’s answer, all my friends are the best. I’ve always been one to have a few really badass friends, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve realized that I am lucky enough to have a pretty large number of amazeballs friends.
C. Cake or pie? Cake, bitchez. In mah mouthhole plz.
D. Day of choice? The day I win the lottery. What a day that was/is/will be.
E. Essential Item? iphone, yo. I don’t get the hubbub between Mac peeps and Android peeps. You’re holding a fucking computer in the palm of your hand. It’s the FUTURE. Be glad you’re alive to see it.
F. Favorite color? Officially, green. But I like to step out with brown, orange and purple.
G. Gummy bears or worms? Gag. Cadbury mini eggs.
H. Hometown? Good question. I was born in Ann Arbor, but grew up between LA, Omaha and Houston. Then I became a Brooklynite and I’m currently pretty ensconced in Portlandia living.
I. Favorite Indulgence? Cadbury mini eggs.
J. January or July? I live in Portland, so July. If we’re lucky the sun will come out that month and we may even see 80 degrees.
K. Kids? Don’t mind if I do. I have one red-headed dervish that answers to the name The Flash/Transformer/Monster Truck. There’s a whole epic situation happening over here.
L. Life isn’t complete without? Family, friends, a decent internet connection, a good book on the Kindle, pizza and, of course, Cadbury mini eggs.
M. Marriage date? July 13th
N. Number of brothers/sisters? One lovely and amazing sister who I absolutely adore.
O. Oranges or Apples? Apples. Or Cadbury mini eggs.
P. Phobias? I have this crazy fear of gas. Not, like, from your ass gas. Although, after 6 years with my husband I’ve come to have a healthy fear of that as well. If I even think the stove might be leaking gas, my body goes into panic mode. A psychic once told me that in a previous life I died in a gas chamber. I certainly react to a gas smell as if that were true.
Q. Quotes? Resist much, obey little. Walt Whitman. Kind of the motto of my life thus far. Which may have something to do with the degree of difficulty in my life thus far. Revised life motto: don’t worry, be happy.
R. Reasons to smile?
S. Season of choice? Not Rain.
T. Tag 5 People: No.
U. Unknown fact about me? I like cheese? I stay up way too late and live to regret it? I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener? I don’t fucking know. I think most of my dirty laundry has been strewn about the land. I have depression, had anorexia/bulimia/eating disorder nos and addiction. I was a dancer for money. I like Air Supply. I’ve been in three mental hospitals for depression and addiction. I once stole my sister’s car so I could move out of my hovel in with my gay boyfriend’s mother, stepfather and three dogs. That’s all I have right now.
V. Vegetable? Onions. Garlic. Yellow and orange bell peppers. Zucchini. Yams. Mushrooms.
W. Worst habit? I’m a horrible interrupter. I apologize in advance. And I’ve been kind of a mean wife. Sorry, babe. xoxo
X. Xray or Ultrasound? I tried to go to school for ultrasound, but I realized – science.
Y. Your favorite food? Jeez, I said Cadbury mini eggs, bitchez.
Z. Zodiac sign? Scorpio, Aries rising. Beware.